The NBA Needs to Tweak the Salary Cap

Recently, Josh Childress became the highest profile (and certainly most in demand) NBA player to leave for a European team. His deal is worth approximately $20M over three years, but since it’s not subject to taxes you have to figure that the actual value is closer to $35 or 40M.

 The NBA should always be able to compete for its own major stars. For young guys like Kevin Durant the immediate endorsement money, combined with the rookie scale contract probably prices most European teams out of contention. For older, more established stars, the money is always gonna be there, just look at the extensions Lebron and CP3 just signed. But the Childress episode highlights the key weakness in the current collective bargaining agreement: the somewhat stars.

 Look, nobody will ever confuse Josh Childress with MJ or even Joe Johnson, but ask anyone who watches basketball and they’ll tell you that at worst he’s a 6^th Man on a championship team. He can defend, get to the basket, and his shooting percentages are in the elite range. The man is incredibly efficient, all while buying into the team concept…which of course leaves him completely undervalued in the And-1 Mixtape world that can be the NBA.

 Granted, the NBA has a way for teams to add players like this. It’s called the mid-level exception and I’ll spare you the definition (If you’re unfamiliar, refer to Larry Coon’s excellent Salary Cap FAQ). The problem here is that, in the NBA, if you’re worth more than the mid-level but less than a max contract, there’s considerably little wiggle room in terms of relocating. Most teams either use their cap room on their own free agents or build up enough for a marquee guy. The only free agent to get considerably less than a max deal but more than the mid-level was Corey Maggette. And for all those econ nerds out there, what happens when the demand for a certain commodity is depressed (in this case, the somewhat star)? His value drops! Usually all the way to the mid-level, where a nice safety net of capped-out, contending teams awaits.

 So you’re Josh Childress. You feel that you’re worth more than the mid-level, but the NBA has established a system that, by ensuring a lack of available cap space, pigeon holes you into a contract starting at around $5.8M/year, is it difficult to see the allure of a Euro team, especially to a reportedly intelligent Stanford guy like yourself?

 Of course it isn’t, and while I’m not like some people out there claiming that the sky is falling on the NBA, I do believe that the NBA is in danger of seeing a steady stream of players of Childress’ caliber head overseas, considerably weakening the NBA product, unless the NBA does something to recognize and compensate these players.

 Here’s my suggestion for fixing this. The reason Euro teams are able to compete like this is a lack of parity. Nobody cares how much a team spends, and teams will spend up to the point where the added competitiveness is negated by the increased loss of money. While a capless league is clearly not an option, the real reasons for the lack of capspace are old, terrible contracts that haven’t expired yet and superstar contracts that are prohibitively huge. The key idea here is that pas financial decisions should never hinder a team from putting a competitive product on the court.

 My idea focuses on reducing the cap drag created by those superstar players. By the time a player like Kevin Garnett is making in the range of $24M/year, he’s effectively using almost half his team’s cap. Why not let players like this only count against the cap for the starting maximum salary? If a max deal starts around $16M, and you’re the owner of a franchise trying to keep your best player, why should it cost half your cap to keep a guy just because you drafted and developed him well?

 Allowing those players to count against the cap at a set price would benefit the league because this exception would only apply to the players at one end of the bell curve. Think about it, NBA teams can already sign veterans to the minimum and have their salaries count less against the cap. Have you ever heard of a really bad veterans minimum deal? Me neither. The mid-level has been a disaster of Isaiah Thomas-level proportions. This is because by placing the exception in the middle of the talent scale you leave yourself open to a wide range of evaluation errors (see: James, Jerome). But if you allow teams to save money on elite players, players they would have paid $16M+ on anyway, you have a better chance of reducing the random errors that accompany all player evaluation, and therefore clearing up more future salary cap money.

Notes from Red Sox Game

Living in New York, so rarely do I get to watch Red Sox games on NESN (I am way too cheap for MLB.tv). Yesterday because of the 5:00 PM start time I decided to go to Professor Thom's after work and watch the game over a couple of beers. Here are some things I noticed:

• Heidi Watney is definitely an upgrade over Guinness World Record Holder for most grapes in one person's mouth, Tina Cervasio. It was definitely more relaxing staring at Heidi's perky chest when she droned on unmercilessly than watching career bobble head Cervasio suck up all the oxygen in the stadium.

• Remy was less drunk last night than usual. I mean he didn't even get his slur on. It was an extra inning game. You would figured he would have been tanked by 10th and going on about romantic trysts with Wallie. I suppose Remy has stopped hitting the bottle hard on weekday day games.

• Buchholz does not look confident on the mound. He throws some sick stuff but he has the mentality of a Little Leaguer with his overbearing father in the stands screaming at him. When he gave up the first HR, I almost thought he was about to break down and cry. The second HR actually caused him to break down on the mound. It was ugly.

• Is there a less impressive DH than Jose Vidro? Despite his performance last night, Vidro's season looks like Britney's attempt at parenthood. Is Seattle sure they don't want to trade for Kevin Cash to get an offensive upgrade? I thought Varitek's contract was bad, Seattle is paying Vidro 7.5 million to put up .607 OPS at DH. That is horrible. I was trying to think of more wasteful ways to burn money and so far all I got is jumping into a pile of gasoline soaked cash with a cigarette lit in your mouth (I pretty sure if you replace cigarette with opium pipe you have the way Scrooge McDuck went).

• Ellsbury is drowning. I don't know if he is distracted by some cute guy in the stands or something, but he does not look like a starting Major League player. I was shocked when he didn't attempt to steal when he finally got on base. He can't be the leadoff hitter anymore. He hasn't had a decent OBP for months. I almost hope he is the guy coming off the roster when Ortiz returns.
  

• I wish I could watch Sox Appeal. Nothing makes me happier than watching three North Shore girls trying to skank it up to some banker from Newton.
  

Boxing's last leg

Quick how many current boxing champions can you name? Off the top of my head I have Wladimir Klitschko and Mason "The Line" Dixon. In fact thats the only two champions I have even heard of. Boxing is dying. The Heavyweight Division has been dying for a while now. Don King has slowly killed the division, as there hasn't been a truly talked about pay per view since Lewis got the lucky TKO against Vitali (that cut was definition of bullshit, I have got bigger scrapes playing football on astroturf). Let think about it, the reigning Heavyweight Champion is a white guy with a doctorate degree. It reminds of a Chris Rock joke about Rocky IV. "Two White Guys fighting for the Heavyweight title of the world. Boy that Spieberg is something else."

Boxing bled itself dry. The promoters got greedy. Too many pay per views not enough letting us get to know the competitors. There was no decent boxing HBO or Showtime, nevermind ESPN or network TV. No personalties that would entertain us. Gone were the days of Tyson, Ali, and Frasier. Simply we stopped caring. Boxing thought itself to be the only show in town. When the Heavyweights got old and boring, they relied on the equally old Middleweights which limped the sport along for a couple of more years. But the promoters weren't developing the brand and weren't watching the competition.

And while Boxing, like an old wife nagged and bored us to death, America has been screwing the hot young babysitter, MMA. MMA rocks Boxing's face off. The matches are shorter and much more interesting. The fighters look tougher and the undercards are extremely enjoyable. UFC (the top promoter/top flight fighting) is using cable to build their growing brand as well as outselling Boxing and WWE in pay per views. Tito Ortiz (this may do with going out with porn star Jenna Jameson) is more recognizable name than any Boxing champion outside of maybe Klitschko. Fedor Emilianenko's fight aganst Tim Silva got more attention than any Boxing PPV in the last year.

At this point, it will be hard for Boxing to come back. Why would fighters want to become boxers when there is much more money in MMA? Why do people want to watch a fight that ends because someone's eye was scraped by the glove of his opponent when they can watch a much more exciting throwdown fight? Who cares about people you never heard unless you watched every undercard of every horrible ppv?

If a decent Rocky movie (which delightfully washed away the well vodka aftertaste of Rocky V) can't garner more interest in boxing, then it is time to pack up shop. Sure Boxing might not die, but it will linger on like the NHL, Indy Car Racing, or SNL, a shell of its former self. Can anyone name a current SNL sketch?

Pablo Bell Strikes Again

This one is going to get Joe all giddy inside.

I woke up this morning, feeling wonderful. Birds were chirping, sun was shining, and I got to sleep in. I should have known something was up. Sure enough as I started looking through some baseball news and I read this:

"The thing that most people are forgetting and haven't talked about is the strikeout in Yankee Stadium," Lobel said. "The bat on the shoulder for the three pitches from Mariano Rivera. That was a big [expletive] to the Red Sox after the fine. I'm just telling you ... there are things in the front office that are perceived ... I'm saying that there is a strong feeling that that [three-pitch strikeout] was the message to the Red Sox and it's a strong feeling that that's unacceptable ... there's a feeling that he didn't give it his all, let's put it that way ... I'm just saying the front office has not forgotten that moment. It's akin to Nomar sitting on the bench [in a game in which Derek Jeter dove into the stands at Yankee Stadium in 2004]. It's the same thing. It's an at bat that resonated very strongly in the front office."

Good Jesus. What the hell is wrong with the Globe publishing anything Bob Lobel, former sports caster from Channel 5 in Boston, has to say? This is why people think Boston fans are stupid.

If anyone watched that at bat, they would remember that Rivera threw three perfect pitches that just kissed the black ot the paint. Manny checked his swing on the last pitch. Here is a picture:



















Does that look like someone just sitting there with his bat on shoulder? Also why would Manny decide to ruin an at bat a week after he was 'fined"? Save it for later? He knew he was going to be pinch hit in the wrong spot by Francona (why Varitek got into to hit is beyond me).

There is no doubt Manny is capable of acting like a child if things don't go his way. But there is a major flaw to Bob Lobel's call for attention. I would believe if it Lobel said Manny arrived late to a game. I would believe it if Lobel said Manny in his two games in the field has not been hustling to balls. I would even believe it if Lobel said Manny was so mad, he invented a time machine, went back and assassinated Archduke Ferninand starting World War I. That just Manny being Manny. I can't believe Manny would ever blow an at bat especially in Yankee Stadium.

No matter what bullshit Manny pulls, he would never deviate his approach at the plate. If Manny was still mad, he would have just sat on the bench and refused to pinch hit for Cash (just as good as purposely striking out by the way). Manny has never let any of the bullshit surrounding him change the fact is he one of the methodical hitters ever to live. When Manny is in the batter's box, he is probably one of the most professional players in the game. It's outside of the box that all the problems occur.

I also enjoy how this thing completely undervalues the dominance of Rivera this season as well as in that at bat. Rivera pitched Ramirez perfectly and Ramirez was sending a message? Thats almost a compliment to Manny if it wasn't a veiled attack by an attention whore.

Why would Bob Lobel do that? Well he was fired earlier in the year and still doesn't have work. What better way to get some attention to go on "All New England Idiot Radio" WEEI, and say inflammatory comments towards Manny. He will be back on WEEI all week to talk about it, and people will once again believe he is credible inside source to the Red Sox FO. It won't matter that credible reporters like Edes will say the story was complete bullshit.

Why can't we get reporters like Edes on the radio in this town?

Sidenote - I love Lobel used the Jeter into the stands analogy. Especially since Jeter ended up injuring himself causing him to sitting and mope just like Nomar across the way. The move is now illegal in MLB because it endangers the fans, and honestly it lacks intelligence. If the Red Sox wanted someone to haphazardly chase balls into the stands, they could have got a Golden Retriever.

Nomar was on his way out regardless of the infinitely stupid actions of Captain Intangibles.

Cartoons are fabulous

If there was one thing I follow more than sports, it is definitely the local politics of Oklahoma. The intrigue, the politic maneuvering, the awesome comics.

I don't think I have ever been more convinced of the righteous of a candidate than of Rineheart. I mean the Devil is out to get him. THE DEVIL.

I know I couldn't handle the Devil in a political debate.

Pomp and Circumstance

I am not going to lie, I almost named this blog "The Danny Cater Experience". Of course, that would mean the blog would be filled with double plays and reciting batting averages to four decimal points. That probably would have been much more interesting.

Today I was going through yahoo sports and I came upon this article.

Alex Rodriguez's teammates must wish they could divorce him too. "He's become a huge distraction with the Madonna fiasco," a source told Page Six. "It's always all about him." That explains why none of his fellow Yankees went to the All-Star bash he hosted at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club Monday night.

Over at Marquee, the more likable Derek Jeter threw a bash filled with pals like Billy Crystal and Michael Jordan.

Ok, either the Yankees signed Billy Crystal and Michael Jordan before the break (which may actually be an offensive improvement over Cano and Melky) or Jeter didn't have any other Yankee players of note at his party either. And who the hell cares who goes to ARod's party? I rarely go out with co workers and if I was doing shots and having dance hot tail in front of me, I wouldn't notice if Heath Ledger and Scott Bakula were thumb wrestling next to me. (I would give the edge to Heath Ledger's corpse by the way. Scott Bakula's one true weakness is thumb wrestling.)

So what is the point of this article? Wait for it ... ah yes, it is finding yet another way to blame the Yankees problems on ARod. I can already see the thought process of a Yankee fan:

"Hmmm, the Yankees aren't on pace to win 100 games this year. What is wrong? Is it because Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy were bigger disappointments than M. Night Shyamalan's last two films? (I think I am going to call Ian Kennedy "The Happening" from now on) . Is it because we have a bunch of old players that can't stay healthy? Is it because Jeter, Cano, Melky, and Abreu are making Miguel Cairo look like an offensive juggernaut this year? Nope, none of those things, it is ARod's fault. Hmmm but ARod has the third highest OPS in baseball. How are we going to pin this one on him? Oh yea, he is a distraction. Because baseball players never cheat on their wives or get divorces. Damn ARod. WHY DID SIGN HIM AGAIN, HE IS THE REASON WE DON'T WIN."

Why can't ARod be more like Jeter? You know, jumping starlet to starlet to Posada then back to women again. If ARod could only just lower his slugging about 200 points, diminish his range on the field greatly, and throw in a fist pump here or there, I think the people of New York would finally embrace him. Because making more than 20 million a year is not about production. It is about intangibles. Until ARod discovers this, I bet the Yankees are doomed to be distracted into underperforming and not winning another World Series.

I wonder if Suzyn Waldman will off herself if the Yankees don't make one last postseason in Yankee Stadium. There will definitely be tears. All caused not because of the Yankees poor hitting and hodge podge rotation but because ARod is doing old Bucktooth. Of course by breaking Waldman's heart, ARod is just setting up another distraction for next year. It is a vicious cycle. Thanks ARod, you are going to make another woman cry, you f'ing distraction.